Two British boys built the first portable testicle jacuzzi. It’s called Testicuzzi and it’s the perfect gift for Christmas.
Sink into a hot jacuzzi after a long day of work or a hard workout in the gym is every man’s dream. Not everyone, however, can afford the luxury of a jacuzzi at home. Do we have to give up the pleasure of hot water and steam jets just because our bank account doesn’t have four digits before the comma? The answer from Tweedledee and Tweedledum – two creative English guys – is no. According to them, in fact, those who cannot afford a whirlpool bath should at least have the right to immerse in hot water a part of their body, the most “sensitive” and “delicate”. For this reason, as men, the two have designed and built Testicuzzi, the first portable jacuzzi for the testicles. And no, it’s not a fake news or a joke. The product really exists and can be purchased online at www.testicuzzi.com. The idea was born during a classic bar chat, probably with a high alcohol level. The next day, however, the two decided to follow up the intuition they had on the stools and, with the help of a 3D printer they started working on the prototype of a portable whirlpool bath for the testicles. “It happened about a year ago – says one of the creators – I was talking to my friends when we came up with this idea and, instead of laughing at it, we said: we absolutely must do it”.
The Jacuzzi for the testicles: ultra-soft silicone and 3D technology
The description of the product uploaded on the official website of Testicuzzi is a whole program. “The testicuzzi is the perfect gift for the man who really cares about his testicles. A soaked of your boys in this beautiful jacuzzi and you will be tickled in your imagination and comforted in your manhood. The operation is quite obvious – the creators guarantee that there is no need for the instruction manual – while the technical characteristics of the product are really surprising. The Testicuzzi is a true technological (family) jewel. It has an ultra-soft silicone cushion on which to rest the largest member and a deep tank in which to immerse the interested party. The bubbles are battery-powered and ensure hours of real pleasure. The creators ensure that several 3D prototypes have been produced and rigorously tested (let’s imagine very well how) before arriving at the current product. Testicuzzi is available in two colors, black and white, at a discounted price of $39.95. For those aiming for the top of the range, the company is also making pre-orders for a limited editon 14K gold plated with a value of 10,000 dollars: only 50 copies will be made so it is better to hurry. For orders placed by the end of October, Tweedledee and Tweedledum guarantee delivery by 10 December. Can you think of a better Christmas gift for daddy or the office manager?
